From the manufacturer : “Alphie is a sentient hamster,
,
,
thing,
,
,
living on borrowed time,
He escaped from the 9999th Annual Intergalactic Pet Expo, which has been held in the Betelgeuse system every year since the invention of pets 9999 years prior,
It was at this 9999th show that Alphie won the Bikini Contest but disappeared before he could be awarded with the ribbon,
According to temporal telepathic testimony (legal as evidence in 9,370,456 star systems), Alphie executed a devastating German Suplex on his owner and escaped,
Normally, this would not be a significant incident (how Alphie knew where Germany was, much less how to execute it’s eponymous suplex, was bigger news at the time) except for an obscure rule in the voluminous AIPE manual which states that the next Annual Intergalactic Pet Expo cannot be held until all contest winners have received their awards,
He is now being hunted by the authorities of alien civilizations who can vaporize you with a thought,
As his new owner, I just thought you should be aware of that,
,
,
oh, and a word of advice, don’t let him get behind you,
“

• Binding ersonal Computers
• Brand:Monsto Drives
• EAN:4895146605662
• EANList:
• Feature ata storage of 4GB
• Feature:2 inches in height and 1.5 inches in width.
• Feature:USB 1.0, 1.1, 1.2, 2.0 compliance support, plug and play
• Feature:Transferring rate up to 480Mbit per second
• Feature C operating systems: Windows 7, Windows Vista, Windows XP, Windows ME, Windows 98, Windows 98SE, or Windows 2000. Apple Mac operating systems: Mac OS/X 10 or later
• ItemDimensions:
• Label:Monsto Drives
• ListPrice:
• Manufacturer:Monsto Drives
• Model:Alphie-S1
• PackageDimensions:
• PackageQuantity:1
• ProductGroup:CE
• ProductTypeName:FLASH_MEMORY
• Publisher:Monsto Drives
• Studio:Monsto Drives
• Title:Monsto Drives “Alphie” 4GB USB Flash Drive

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